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- Tie off testicles tightly.
- Choose a large juicing tool (in this case a 10ga piercing needle).
- Puncture through the scrotum and outer skin of the testicle.
- Be ready with a cup or bowl to collect the juice.
- Collect and save the juice.
- Amaze your friends with the size of the spike in your testicle.
- Become aroused at the though of those friends drinking directly from your testicle.
- Drink and enjoy.
- Repeat steps one through eight.
Via Warren Ellis.

OMG IM SO GOING TO TRY THIS AT HOME AND MAKE MY BOYFRIEND DRINK MY JUICE!!! COOL
SO I TRIED THE TESTICLE JUICING MY BOYFRIEND LOVED IT AND I GUESS IT KINDA HURT IT WAS A PINCHING SENSATION BUT IT WAS WORTH MY BOYFRIEND JOHN’S SATISFACTION I SWEAR NEXT TIME I AM GOING TO JUST POKE A HOLE ON MY TEST AND THEN HAVE HIM SUCK IT OFF WITH HIS MOUTH (HIS IDEA)
(SMILEY FACE)
ANY ONE WHO WANTS TO TRY IT ON ME
SEND ME A MESSAGE ON MYSPACE
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LOVE,
JOSH CORTEZ