“Testicular Juicing” Do you really wanna know?

We will not be reproducing the image from this post. This point-form quotation should justify that little bit of editorial censorship:

  • Tie off testicles tightly.
  • Choose a large juicing tool (in this case a 10ga piercing needle).
  • Puncture through the scrotum and outer skin of the testicle.
  • Be ready with a cup or bowl to collect the juice.
  • Collect and save the juice.
  • Amaze your friends with the size of the spike in your testicle.
  • Become aroused at the though of those friends drinking directly from your testicle.
  • Drink and enjoy.
  • Repeat steps one through eight.

Via Warren Ellis.

2 Responses to ““Testicular Juicing” Do you really wanna know?”


  1. 1 Josh Cortez from stamford ct Mar 5th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    OMG IM SO GOING TO TRY THIS AT HOME AND MAKE MY BOYFRIEND DRINK MY JUICE!!! COOL

  2. 2 Josh Cortez from stamford ct Mar 5th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    SO I TRIED THE TESTICLE JUICING MY BOYFRIEND LOVED IT AND I GUESS IT KINDA HURT IT WAS A PINCHING SENSATION BUT IT WAS WORTH MY BOYFRIEND JOHN’S SATISFACTION I SWEAR NEXT TIME I AM GOING TO JUST POKE A HOLE ON MY TEST AND THEN HAVE HIM SUCK IT OFF WITH HIS MOUTH (HIS IDEA) :) (SMILEY FACE)

    ANY ONE WHO WANTS TO TRY IT ON ME
    SEND ME A MESSAGE ON MYSPACE

    http://www.myspace.com/jc417dipset91

    LOVE,
    JOSH CORTEZ

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