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Tom Waits - I Don’t Want To Grow Up

The Language of Viagra — Translated!

A friend of mine came over a while ago and said that he had subtitled these annoying Viagra ads. The problem was the web site that let him do the subtitling, didn’t allow him to put the video on YouTube.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t really help him. But in the meantime, my video editing skills have improved. So with the power of windows movie maker at my fingertips, I invited him down to rip the original off YouTube, and do some video magic.

I knew his earlier versions were quite crude, so we didn’t sway much from his original vision of quite a disgusting little chat between old pals.

The end result — while I’m sure could easily be topped on a crudeness scale, but will still be offensive to some — actually turned out not bad.

Hope you enjoy!

Part 1:

and Part 2:

Mailer goes apeshit

RIP Norman. Your wrote well, and were undoubtedly one of the craziest motherfuckers to achieve mainstream literary success.

I remember reading about his bizarre semi-autobiographical movie Maidstone, and his fight with actor Rip Torn involving hammers and ear-biting. Now, of course, it’s just a YouTube query away:

Dave Chappelle on Smoking Weed: Black vs White?

William Shatner’s spoken word Rocketman

A true classic.

North Korea Talent 1978

Sadly, their entertainment hasn’t improved much since then. But they still make little kids look like mature adults. Very strange.

This Clip Will Melt Your Brain

WKRP - Thanksgiving Turkey Drop

Now walk it out mashup -Beatch!

All this shamelessly stolen from the Thought Bucket, because Jack Turner is that good!

Charleston Style Mashup

Françoise Hardy - Tous les garçons et les filles

Giant Steps

Salvador Dalí on “What’s my line?”

Zeitgeist - too hot for Wikipedia?

Something in this little bit of questioning of Christianity, modern finance, and the 9/11 story was apparently too out-there even for a Wikipedia entry.

See the movie’s page, and its sources to get a sense of where it’s coming from… I’m not much on 9/11 ‘conspiracies’ — not because I think such evil is beyond the present gang of murdering, torturing criminals, but because I simply do not believe the Cheney Administration could have pulled off such a dazzling, flawless operation. But Wikipedia’s apparent disregard for materials that are not rendered “notable” by recognition from “official” sources is troubling. At best, it betrays a tremendous insecurity about its status. By suggesting that online cinema is not significant, aren’t they reinforcing the position of the Michael Gormans of the world, that online resources are inherently inferior?

Apple Insertion

Craig’s last post really alerted me to the fact that HotnStinky obviously just ain’t HotnStinky enough.

So let’s try to rectify that situation with this link to an “Apple Insertion” on eFukt.com.

I warn you, the link is far from work safe. In fact, it’s likely work dangerous, as are all of the postings on eFukt.

So if you’re feeling adventurous, check out the apple insertion.

Canada tokes at 4 times the world average

I’m finally proud to be a Canadian!

Canada pot flag

According to a recent UN report, Canada tokes at 4 times the world average:

Canadians use marijuana at four times the world average, making Canada the leader of the industrialized world in cannabis consumption, a recent United Nations report found.

The 2007 World Drug Report by the UN Office on Drugs and Crime says that 16.8 per cent of Canadians aged 15 to 64 smoked marijuana or used another cannabis product in 2006. The world average is 3.8 per cent.

But it looks like we have some serious smoking to do if Canadians really want to take on the world leaders in marijuana consumption:

In the report, Canada ranks fifth in the world for marijuana use, behind Ghana at 21.5 per cent, Zambia, 17.7 per cent, and Papua New Guinea and Micronesia with 29 per cent each.

Anyone up for a trip to Micronesia?

Until then, why don’t we shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville:

Terence McKenna: Culture is NOT Your Friend

A short history of America - Robert Crumb

Shigeo Fukuda

LTJ Bukem gets Mashed up

Rick Swerve stayed up a little late last night, had a few hits off of a tasty old bong — otherwise known as Mt. Baker — and decided to take his first foray into the exciting world of video editing.

The end result of course displays my raw technical skills, but the video also overflows with the untapped creativity of a talented young artist just waiting to break free from the shackles of our oppressive and rigid society.

So sit back, relax, and groove with LTJ Bukem, MC Conrad, and the fine visual effects of Rick Swerve in “LTJ Elderly” — HotnStinky’s first contribution to the venerable YouTube universe.