A friend of mine came over a while ago and said that he had subtitled these annoying Viagra ads. The problem was the web site that let him do the subtitling, didn’t allow him to put the video on YouTube.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t really help him. But in the meantime, my video editing skills have improved. So with the power of windows movie maker at my fingertips, I invited him down to rip the original off YouTube, and do some video magic.
I knew his earlier versions were quite crude, so we didn’t sway much from his original vision of quite a disgusting little chat between old pals.
The end result — while I’m sure could easily be topped on a crudeness scale, but will still be offensive to some — actually turned out not bad.
Rick Swerve stayed up a little late last night, had a few hits off of a tasty old bong — otherwise known as Mt. Baker — and decided to take his first foray into the exciting world of video editing.
The end result of course displays my raw technical skills, but the video also overflows with the untapped creativity of a talented young artist just waiting to break free from the shackles of our oppressive and rigid society.
So sit back, relax, and groove with LTJ Bukem, MC Conrad, and the fine visual effects of Rick Swerve in “LTJ Elderly” — HotnStinky’s first contribution to the venerable YouTube universe.
good answer from Japan writes: Yum,yum. the real world. Intelligent, witty young people who aren’t chomping at the bit to ‘park their asses’? Not stimulated to spend 40 hours a week doing data entry? Concerned with the questionable morality of the jobs they are doing? What’s wrong with kids today?!? They should be thrilled to jump into this morally-bankrupt society of liars, cheaters and automatons and eager to donate their beautiful minds and souls to the wonderful pursuit of commerce. Don`t worry. Eventually, one small step at a time, they will start to succumb. They will make one decision which they will know in their heart of hearts is wrong and unethical but easier, then another and another. They will develop rationalizations to justify these decisions. They will learn to stifle the cries from their subconscious that tell them there is more to life. They will learn how bite their lips in self-preservation as injustices are done to their fellow citizens and workers and maybe actively participate in doing these injustices themselves. Little by little they will become the ‘participating adults’ that we want them to become. And we will be there to greet them with open arms chanting, ‘one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us.’
good answer from Japan: Feel like writing at Hot n Stinky?
The first time I saw the Spiders on Drugs video that was posted a few days ago, it really had me going because of these pictures I found on the web a few years ago.
It turns out that scientists really were dosing spiders with an assortment of fun chemicals and studying their webs. Here’s the web of a spider on LSD.
Web of a spider on LSD
I wonder if these experiments could have inspired the recent You Tube phenomenon?
Robert Anton Wilson died yesterday just a few days shy of his 75th birthday. Beloved by the e-liberty Internet hordes, magicians, dope fiends, gun nuts, conspiricists and other political artists, RAW’s death was immediately noted by Boing Boing, Reason, 10 Zen Monkeys and not a single newspaper or wire service beyond this web-only column at the Panama City News-Herald site.
If you’ve found your way to this obscure corner of the web, you’ve doubtless seen Spiders on Drugs:
What you may not know was that it was made by Victoria-based filmmaker and journalist Andrew Struthers, and that its posting was the result of an experiment into the dynamics of YouTube popularity that had an outcome beyond his wildest hypotheses:
No one was more surprised than me when Spiders on Drugs became a minor hit on the film festival circuit this summer, by which I mean it was seen by tens of people at festivals all over the planet.
But the festival guides usually listed it as a “spoof,” which I thought ruined the joke. My fantasy had been to rent a slot on local TV at 2 a.m. and run it as a PSA. I imagined people getting sucked in, and their minds blowing like old nickel fuses.
That’s when I became interested in YouTube.
I made three little films, and they got a few hundred hits each. My dream was to do one a week for e-zines like, say, The Tyee or Slate.com, something like an editorial cartoon, except on video. While the Tyee showed a bit of interest but waited around to make up its mind, I ran out of money and had to write more stuff about buildings and food to pay the rent. But Christmas delayed all the cheques, and by Jan. 2 I still didn’t have my rent, for the second month in a row.
Meanwhile I had discovered the greatest thing about YouTube: you can connect with everyone on the planet, because everyone is doing it. That’s also the biggest problem. There are 65,000 videos posted a day. If you go to the videos page and click on “Most Recent,” you’ll see the newest hundred uploads have no hits at all. That’s the fate that awaits most clips, even many of the good ones. They disappear into that giant electronic hopper and vanish without trace.
This is somewhat similar to the problem writers encounter when selling a magazine article. Editors are very busy people, and unsolicited manuscripts tend to pile up on their desks like snow and sit there for a week in what’s called the “slush pile” until they get a chance to slog through them. Of course, there’s one big difference with YouTube: there’s no one checking the slush pile. No editor. No one driving the plane.
…How to stand out in all that slush? Late last Tuesday night I had an idea. A simple experiment I could run right from my desktop that very night.
In addition to generating more than a million views (and counting), Mr. Struthers has gotten his wish — a weekly slot on the relatively obscure but worthy British Columbian webzine The Tyee (where this account is published):
The funny thing is, I’ve been showing the script for Spiders On Drugs to Canadian film producers for seven years. Nobody bit. I could have made a thousand of these little films in the meantime, but I was tied up with committees and meetings.
But that’s all in the past, just like the Canadian film industry. And Hollywood, for that matter. The long dark meeting of my soul is over. I’m shooting my next film in my living room as I type, and I’ll see everyone next week, right here, with another crazy tale of YouTubular adventure.
As the title says, there’s a new Saddam video on the Internet:
BAGHDAD (AFP) - A grisly new video showing the body of Saddam Hussein shortly after his hanging, his head sharply twisted to one side and a gaping bloody wound to his neck, was posted on the Internet.
The 27-second footage, apparently taken with a cellphone camera, is expected to trigger fresh outrage in Iraq over the manner in which the former dictator was hanged and his body treated immediately after the execution.
The footage begins by showing a body on a stretcher covered in a white shroud and the camera moving upwards.
The link to the actual video seems to have been removed from most places I know about, but here is some similar footage floating around on You Tube. It looks like coverage on Iraqi TV, but I’m not sure. Don’t click if you don’t want to see it.
This is a pretty interesting story in terms of user-generated content and who is ultimately responsible for the posting of certain clips.
SAO PAULO, Brazil - Video sharing Web site YouTube is blocking steamy footage showing supermodel Daniela Cicarelli in intimate scenes with her boyfriend, the company said a day after a judge ordered it to find a way to stop Brazilian viewers from seeing the video.
“The video in question was removed from YouTube because it violated our terms of use,” YouTube said Friday in a statement attributed to spokeswoman Jaime Schopflin. “It was recently uploaded again and we became aware of it through media reports and users flagging the content, and we removed these copies immediately.”
San Bruno-based YouTube’s announcement came after court officials said Thursday that the judge issued the injunction requiring the company to prevent Brazilian Internet users accessing the wildly popular video showing Cicarelli and Brazilian banker Renato Malzoni making out along a beach near the Spanish city of Cadiz.
The two sued YouTube in September and won an injunction for the removal of the video, but Sao Paulo state Supreme Court Justice Enio Santarelli Zuliani expanded his order this week after the clip continued to appear periodically, the court’s press office said.
Unfortunately, Hot ‘N Stinky don’t live in Brazil, so we don’t get to enjoy the sight of lovely Brazilian women frolicking on the beach very often. But Brazilian judges can’t stop the Internet, and the buzz around this story has resulted in the entire world discovering Ms. Cicarelli’s shallow water fun.
