Archive for the 'high weirdness' Category

Tom Waits - I Don’t Want To Grow Up

Tomorrow is a King-Sized Drag

The Language of Viagra — Translated!

A friend of mine came over a while ago and said that he had subtitled these annoying Viagra ads. The problem was the web site that let him do the subtitling, didn’t allow him to put the video on YouTube.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t really help him. But in the meantime, my video editing skills have improved. So with the power of windows movie maker at my fingertips, I invited him down to rip the original off YouTube, and do some video magic.

I knew his earlier versions were quite crude, so we didn’t sway much from his original vision of quite a disgusting little chat between old pals.

The end result — while I’m sure could easily be topped on a crudeness scale, but will still be offensive to some — actually turned out not bad.

Hope you enjoy!

Part 1:

and Part 2:

Mailer goes apeshit

RIP Norman. Your wrote well, and were undoubtedly one of the craziest motherfuckers to achieve mainstream literary success.

I remember reading about his bizarre semi-autobiographical movie Maidstone, and his fight with actor Rip Torn involving hammers and ear-biting. Now, of course, it’s just a YouTube query away:

Dave Chappelle on Smoking Weed: Black vs White?

Jerry Springer for Governor: a 1980 Campaign Ad

Watch Jerry admit to a previous indiscretion he regrets paying for by check.

William Shatner’s spoken word Rocketman

A true classic.

This Clip Will Melt Your Brain

WKRP - Thanksgiving Turkey Drop

Has it really come to this?

The Rolling Stones have created headlines by “defying smoking ban at arena gig.”

According to shocked, eye-witnesses:

Irritated security stewards could only look on as both (Ron and Keith) flouted the ban on smoking in enclosed public places.

One audience member said of the scene: “Richards looked around nonchalantly, lit up a fag and had it dangling from his mouth as he played a solo.

“He didn’t seem to care and kept smoking for at least five minutes.”

Shouldn’t Keith at least of had his dick hanging out while smoking for this to be news? I mean, the Rolling Stones smoke a cigarette on stage is worthy of headlines? Let’s chill out folks.

Have a drink. Relax.

Anyway, I love the fact that at most concerts these days it’s more acceptable to smoke pot than a cigarette. Guess I should be happy…

Now walk it out mashup -Beatch!

All this shamelessly stolen from the Thought Bucket, because Jack Turner is that good!

Giant Steps

Zeitgeist - too hot for Wikipedia?

Something in this little bit of questioning of Christianity, modern finance, and the 9/11 story was apparently too out-there even for a Wikipedia entry.

See the movie’s page, and its sources to get a sense of where it’s coming from… I’m not much on 9/11 ‘conspiracies’ — not because I think such evil is beyond the present gang of murdering, torturing criminals, but because I simply do not believe the Cheney Administration could have pulled off such a dazzling, flawless operation. But Wikipedia’s apparent disregard for materials that are not rendered “notable” by recognition from “official” sources is troubling. At best, it betrays a tremendous insecurity about its status. By suggesting that online cinema is not significant, aren’t they reinforcing the position of the Michael Gormans of the world, that online resources are inherently inferior?

Apple Insertion

Craig’s last post really alerted me to the fact that HotnStinky obviously just ain’t HotnStinky enough.

So let’s try to rectify that situation with this link to an “Apple Insertion” on eFukt.com.

I warn you, the link is far from work safe. In fact, it’s likely work dangerous, as are all of the postings on eFukt.

So if you’re feeling adventurous, check out the apple insertion.

Nowhere near as Hot n Stinky as I thought…

Online Dating

According to this service, we’ve got a lot of work to do.

Stinky Mashes

With apologies to HotNStinky hall of famer Terence McKenna - Echo of the Water (MP3)

And if you thought that sucked, wait till you get a load of this - The Escape (MP3)

Canada tokes at 4 times the world average

I’m finally proud to be a Canadian!

Canada pot flag

According to a recent UN report, Canada tokes at 4 times the world average:

Canadians use marijuana at four times the world average, making Canada the leader of the industrialized world in cannabis consumption, a recent United Nations report found.

The 2007 World Drug Report by the UN Office on Drugs and Crime says that 16.8 per cent of Canadians aged 15 to 64 smoked marijuana or used another cannabis product in 2006. The world average is 3.8 per cent.

But it looks like we have some serious smoking to do if Canadians really want to take on the world leaders in marijuana consumption:

In the report, Canada ranks fifth in the world for marijuana use, behind Ghana at 21.5 per cent, Zambia, 17.7 per cent, and Papua New Guinea and Micronesia with 29 per cent each.

Anyone up for a trip to Micronesia?

Until then, why don’t we shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville:

Terence McKenna Talks About Seeking Reality and Dosages

Great advice on tripping…

Do you want Carl Sagan, George Bush, MTV, FOX and Esquire to tell you what reality is or are you willing to join the ranks of fellow psychonaut travelers going to places where no man has gone before?

LTJ Bukem gets Mashed up

Rick Swerve stayed up a little late last night, had a few hits off of a tasty old bong — otherwise known as Mt. Baker — and decided to take his first foray into the exciting world of video editing.

The end result of course displays my raw technical skills, but the video also overflows with the untapped creativity of a talented young artist just waiting to break free from the shackles of our oppressive and rigid society.

So sit back, relax, and groove with LTJ Bukem, MC Conrad, and the fine visual effects of Rick Swerve in “LTJ Elderly” — HotnStinky’s first contribution to the venerable YouTube universe.

Henry Rollins on Wal-Mart and Junk Mail

Henry can be a little much some time, the punk rock comic schtick is intense, but he’s a good yakker:

One of the “Drawing Conclusions” series… here he is on junk mail:

Via Darren Barefoot.