Archive for the 'funny' Category

The Language of Viagra — Translated!

A friend of mine came over a while ago and said that he had subtitled these annoying Viagra ads. The problem was the web site that let him do the subtitling, didn’t allow him to put the video on YouTube.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t really help him. But in the meantime, my video editing skills have improved. So with the power of windows movie maker at my fingertips, I invited him down to rip the original off YouTube, and do some video magic.

I knew his earlier versions were quite crude, so we didn’t sway much from his original vision of quite a disgusting little chat between old pals.

The end result — while I’m sure could easily be topped on a crudeness scale, but will still be offensive to some — actually turned out not bad.

Hope you enjoy!

Part 1:

and Part 2:

Dave Chappelle on Smoking Weed: Black vs White?

Jerry Springer for Governor: a 1980 Campaign Ad

Watch Jerry admit to a previous indiscretion he regrets paying for by check.

William Shatner’s spoken word Rocketman

A true classic.

This Clip Will Melt Your Brain

WKRP - Thanksgiving Turkey Drop

Has it really come to this?

The Rolling Stones have created headlines by “defying smoking ban at arena gig.”

According to shocked, eye-witnesses:

Irritated security stewards could only look on as both (Ron and Keith) flouted the ban on smoking in enclosed public places.

One audience member said of the scene: “Richards looked around nonchalantly, lit up a fag and had it dangling from his mouth as he played a solo.

“He didn’t seem to care and kept smoking for at least five minutes.”

Shouldn’t Keith at least of had his dick hanging out while smoking for this to be news? I mean, the Rolling Stones smoke a cigarette on stage is worthy of headlines? Let’s chill out folks.

Have a drink. Relax.

Anyway, I love the fact that at most concerts these days it’s more acceptable to smoke pot than a cigarette. Guess I should be happy…

Apple Insertion

Craig’s last post really alerted me to the fact that HotnStinky obviously just ain’t HotnStinky enough.

So let’s try to rectify that situation with this link to an “Apple Insertion” on eFukt.com.

I warn you, the link is far from work safe. In fact, it’s likely work dangerous, as are all of the postings on eFukt.

So if you’re feeling adventurous, check out the apple insertion.

Terence McKenna Talks About Seeking Reality and Dosages

Great advice on tripping…

Do you want Carl Sagan, George Bush, MTV, FOX and Esquire to tell you what reality is or are you willing to join the ranks of fellow psychonaut travelers going to places where no man has gone before?

LTJ Bukem gets Mashed up

Rick Swerve stayed up a little late last night, had a few hits off of a tasty old bong — otherwise known as Mt. Baker — and decided to take his first foray into the exciting world of video editing.

The end result of course displays my raw technical skills, but the video also overflows with the untapped creativity of a talented young artist just waiting to break free from the shackles of our oppressive and rigid society.

So sit back, relax, and groove with LTJ Bukem, MC Conrad, and the fine visual effects of Rick Swerve in “LTJ Elderly” — HotnStinky’s first contribution to the venerable YouTube universe.

Jay Thomas’ “Lone Ranger” Story

Have a listen to this pretty funny story where Jay Thomas describes getting “herbed-up” and driving home Clayton Moore — otherwise known as the Lone Ranger — from a promotion at a car dealership.

Bjork inspires somes fancy footsteps

I was thinking about posting a video of Bjork performing her new single “Earth Intruders” on SNL. I’ve always been somewhat indifferent to Bjork, liking some of her tunes, but the SNL performance of Earth Intruders was pretty cool, with the worst part being that it still features a bit too much of Bjork’s trademark shrieking.

The problem is that SNL had YouTube take down the clip. I guess too many people were actually enjoying their show for a change…

I couldn’t find a repost of the clip, but I did manage to find these fancy moves inspired by Bjork’s latest release:

Love Connection: Worst Name Ever

And this guy thinks his job costs him relationships…

Amazing fire fart

If this ain’t HotnStinky, I don’t know what is…

Shotgun Mossberg 590

The perfect weapon for those pesky cabbages. Watch through to the end or you’ll miss the best part.

Penis Power

This is a little bit long — nine minutes I think — but worth every minute.