Archive for the 'bizarre' Category
Tom Waits - I Don’t Want To Grow Up
Published by May 20th, 2008 in music, video, high weirdness, bizarre, booze and art. 0 CommentsThe Language of Viagra — Translated!
Published by December 23rd, 2007 in internet, politics, video, drugs, consumerism, high weirdness, bizarre, media, funny and cool. 0 CommentsA friend of mine came over a while ago and said that he had subtitled these annoying Viagra ads. The problem was the web site that let him do the subtitling, didn’t allow him to put the video on YouTube.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t really help him. But in the meantime, my video editing skills have improved. So with the power of windows movie maker at my fingertips, I invited him down to rip the original off YouTube, and do some video magic.
I knew his earlier versions were quite crude, so we didn’t sway much from his original vision of quite a disgusting little chat between old pals.
The end result — while I’m sure could easily be topped on a crudeness scale, but will still be offensive to some — actually turned out not bad.
Hope you enjoy!
Part 1:
and Part 2:
William Shatner’s spoken word Rocketman
Published by September 5th, 2007 in video, high weirdness, bizarre and funny. 0 CommentsA true classic.
North Korea Talent 1978
Published by September 5th, 2007 in video, police state, bizarre, asia and korea. 0 CommentsSadly, their entertainment hasn’t improved much since then. But they still make little kids look like mature adults. Very strange.
This Clip Will Melt Your Brain
Published by September 5th, 2007 in video, high weirdness, bizarre, asia, funny and cool. 0 Comments
Has it really come to this?
Published by August 23rd, 2007 in drugs, high weirdness, bizarre, stupid and funny. 0 CommentsThe Rolling Stones have created headlines by “defying smoking ban at arena gig.”
According to shocked, eye-witnesses:
Irritated security stewards could only look on as both (Ron and Keith) flouted the ban on smoking in enclosed public places.
One audience member said of the scene: “Richards looked around nonchalantly, lit up a fag and had it dangling from his mouth as he played a solo.
“He didn’t seem to care and kept smoking for at least five minutes.”
Shouldn’t Keith at least of had his dick hanging out while smoking for this to be news? I mean, the Rolling Stones smoke a cigarette on stage is worthy of headlines? Let’s chill out folks.
Have a drink. Relax.
Anyway, I love the fact that at most concerts these days it’s more acceptable to smoke pot than a cigarette. Guess I should be happy…
Larvae Take Up Residence on Man’s Head
Published by July 18th, 2007 in bizarre and science. 2 CommentsHe was a very considerate host:
Doctors thought the strange, bleeding bumps on Aaron Dallas’ head might be from gnat bites or shingles. Then the bumps started moving.
A doctor found five active bot fly larvae living beneath the skin atop Dallas’ head.
‘I’d put my hand back there and feel them moving. I thought it was blood coursing through my head,’ Dallas told the (Glenwood Springs) Post Independent.
‘I could hear them. I actually thought I was going crazy.’
‘When I saw him again, it was pretty obvious something else was going on,’ said Dr. Kimball Spence, who could see the spots moving on Dallas’ head. ‘There’s an open pit. You see a little activity, not necessarily the larvae, but a fluctuation of the fluid in the pit.’
[Dallas’ wife, Midge Dallas] told him, ‘I will love you through your maggots,'’ she told the newspaper.
Apple Insertion
Published by July 12th, 2007 in video, sex, chicks, high weirdness, bizarre, stupid and funny. 3 CommentsCraig’s last post really alerted me to the fact that HotnStinky obviously just ain’t HotnStinky enough.
So let’s try to rectify that situation with this link to an “Apple Insertion” on eFukt.com.
I warn you, the link is far from work safe. In fact, it’s likely work dangerous, as are all of the postings on eFukt.
So if you’re feeling adventurous, check out the apple insertion.
Terence McKenna Talks About Seeking Reality and Dosages
Published by June 28th, 2007 in drugs, high weirdness, bizarre and funny. 0 CommentsGreat advice on tripping…
Do you want Carl Sagan, George Bush, MTV, FOX and Esquire to tell you what reality is or are you willing to join the ranks of fellow psychonaut travelers going to places where no man has gone before?
LTJ Bukem gets Mashed up
Published by June 7th, 2007 in music, internet, video, drugs, high weirdness, bizarre, stupid, philosophy, funny, electronic, cool and mashup. 0 CommentsRick Swerve stayed up a little late last night, had a few hits off of a tasty old bong — otherwise known as Mt. Baker — and decided to take his first foray into the exciting world of video editing.
The end result of course displays my raw technical skills, but the video also overflows with the untapped creativity of a talented young artist just waiting to break free from the shackles of our oppressive and rigid society.
So sit back, relax, and groove with LTJ Bukem, MC Conrad, and the fine visual effects of Rick Swerve in “LTJ Elderly” — HotnStinky’s first contribution to the venerable YouTube universe.
Crazy Speech in Race For Tokyo Governor
Published by May 6th, 2007 in politics, video, police state, high weirdness, bizarre, japan and asia. 0 CommentsThis is pretty good, it’s worth a watch.
According to YouTube:
Kouichi Toyama is an extreme left-wing activist (so said the official introduction, although he calls himself a fascist) who was among the ten candidates for the governor of Tokyo, and gave a way-wacky speech.
A bit of background here:
http://animeworld.com/news/2007/04/to…And some notes on the election results (he got 15,059 votes, or 0.27%):
http://animeworld.com/news/2007/04/to…
Amazing fire fart
Published by April 27th, 2007 in high weirdness, bizarre, stupid and funny. 0 CommentsIf this ain’t HotnStinky, I don’t know what is…
Unique English lesson
Published by April 27th, 2007 in games, video, bizarre, stupid, japan and asia. 0 CommentsI spent quite a few years working in Asia, and thought that I’d seen most of the fucked-up learning English videos out there.
This one, however, reaches new heights of idiocy. Sometimes the Japanese really do make you shake your head. It must the latent aftereffects of radiation poisoning.
Shotgun Mossberg 590
Published by April 26th, 2007 in video, war, bizarre, stupid, funny and guns. 0 CommentsThe perfect weapon for those pesky cabbages. Watch through to the end or you’ll miss the best part.
This is a little bit long — nine minutes I think — but worth every minute.
Those crazy Japanese are at it again
Published by February 6th, 2007 in games, video, chicks, bizarre, japan and asia. 0 CommentsHave you ever wanted to see…
20 Nude Japanese Porn Starlets in One Phone Booth?
Well now you can… thanks to Hot n Stinky!
Don’t click if you’re at work. Unless you work at home. And your wife is at work.
Via: The Marmot
Astronaut Charged With Attempted Murder
Published by February 6th, 2007 in sex, bizarre and stupid. 0 Comments
Ground control to Major Tom…
Looks like even NASA’s tight screening procedures can’t identify and keep nutcases like this woman out of its space program.
A NASA astronaut accused of trying to kidnap a romantic rival for a space shuttle pilot’s affections was charged with attempted first-degree murder Tuesday and will remain jailed.
Now, you just know this wouldn’t be on Hot n Stinky if there weren’t some more interesting details…
Police said Nowak drove 900 miles, donned a disguise and was armed with a BB gun and pepper spray when she confronted a woman she believed was a competitor for the affections of Navy Cmdr. William Oefelein, an unmarried fellow astronaut.
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Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn’t have to stop to go to the bathroom, authorities said. Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry.
Guess that training wasn’t wasted. She did learn something. Too bad they didn’t spend more time on inter-astronaut dating.
If she really wanted a man, maybe she should have tried 911.
Senator encourages premarital sex
Published by January 22nd, 2007 in politics, sex, high weirdness and bizarre. 0 Comments
Well, not quite.
But that’s what some people seem to think the repeal of a decades-old law “making it illegal for a man and woman to live together without being married” in North Dakota will lead to.
North Dakota is one of the few states that outlaws cohabitation, which is defined as a man and woman living together “openly and notoriously” as if they were married.
It is listed as a sex crime in state law, alongside adultery and incest. There are few records of a cohabitation case being prosecuted, aside from a North Dakota Supreme Court appeal in the 1930s.
Attempts to repeal the anti-cohabitation law have failed in the last two sessions of the Legislature. Two years ago, a repeal bill was defeated in the North Dakota House.
I feel sorry for North Dakotans — at least the smart ones who want to repeal idiotic laws like this.
