Author Archive for rickswerve
Tom Waits - I Don’t Want To Grow Up
Published by May 20th, 2008 in music, video, high weirdness, bizarre, booze and art. 0 CommentsThe Language of Viagra — Translated!
Published by December 23rd, 2007 in internet, politics, video, drugs, consumerism, high weirdness, bizarre, media, funny and cool. 0 CommentsA friend of mine came over a while ago and said that he had subtitled these annoying Viagra ads. The problem was the web site that let him do the subtitling, didn’t allow him to put the video on YouTube.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t really help him. But in the meantime, my video editing skills have improved. So with the power of windows movie maker at my fingertips, I invited him down to rip the original off YouTube, and do some video magic.
I knew his earlier versions were quite crude, so we didn’t sway much from his original vision of quite a disgusting little chat between old pals.
The end result — while I’m sure could easily be topped on a crudeness scale, but will still be offensive to some — actually turned out not bad.
Hope you enjoy!
Part 1:
and Part 2:
Too lazy to be ambitious
Published by October 29th, 2007 in japan, asia, philosophy, Zen and poetry. 0 CommentsToo lazy to be ambitious,
I let the world take care of itself.
Ten days’ worth of rice in my bag;
a bundle of twigs by the fireplace.
Why chatter about delusion and enlightenment?
Listening to the night rain on my roof,
I sit comfortably, with both legs stretched out.
By: Ryokan
Dave Chappelle on Smoking Weed: Black vs White?
Published by September 11th, 2007 in video, drugs, high weirdness and funny. 0 Comments
Jerry Springer for Governor: a 1980 Campaign Ad
Published by September 5th, 2007 in politics, chicks, high weirdness, media, funny and TV. 0 CommentsWatch Jerry admit to a previous indiscretion he regrets paying for by check.
William Shatner’s spoken word Rocketman
Published by September 5th, 2007 in video, high weirdness, bizarre and funny. 0 CommentsA true classic.
North Korea Talent 1978
Published by September 5th, 2007 in video, police state, bizarre, asia and korea. 0 CommentsSadly, their entertainment hasn’t improved much since then. But they still make little kids look like mature adults. Very strange.
This Clip Will Melt Your Brain
Published by September 5th, 2007 in video, high weirdness, bizarre, asia, funny and cool. 0 Comments
WKRP - Thanksgiving Turkey Drop
Published by August 24th, 2007 in video, high weirdness, funny, cool and TV. 1 Comment
Has it really come to this?
Published by August 23rd, 2007 in drugs, high weirdness, bizarre, stupid and funny. 0 CommentsThe Rolling Stones have created headlines by “defying smoking ban at arena gig.”
According to shocked, eye-witnesses:
Irritated security stewards could only look on as both (Ron and Keith) flouted the ban on smoking in enclosed public places.
One audience member said of the scene: “Richards looked around nonchalantly, lit up a fag and had it dangling from his mouth as he played a solo.
“He didn’t seem to care and kept smoking for at least five minutes.”
Shouldn’t Keith at least of had his dick hanging out while smoking for this to be news? I mean, the Rolling Stones smoke a cigarette on stage is worthy of headlines? Let’s chill out folks.
Have a drink. Relax.
Anyway, I love the fact that at most concerts these days it’s more acceptable to smoke pot than a cigarette. Guess I should be happy…
Apple Insertion
Published by July 12th, 2007 in video, sex, chicks, high weirdness, bizarre, stupid and funny. 3 CommentsCraig’s last post really alerted me to the fact that HotnStinky obviously just ain’t HotnStinky enough.
So let’s try to rectify that situation with this link to an “Apple Insertion” on eFukt.com.
I warn you, the link is far from work safe. In fact, it’s likely work dangerous, as are all of the postings on eFukt.
So if you’re feeling adventurous, check out the apple insertion.
Canada tokes at 4 times the world average
Published by July 9th, 2007 in video, drugs, high weirdness, documentaries and cool. 5 CommentsI’m finally proud to be a Canadian!
According to a recent UN report, Canada tokes at 4 times the world average:
Canadians use marijuana at four times the world average, making Canada the leader of the industrialized world in cannabis consumption, a recent United Nations report found.
The 2007 World Drug Report by the UN Office on Drugs and Crime says that 16.8 per cent of Canadians aged 15 to 64 smoked marijuana or used another cannabis product in 2006. The world average is 3.8 per cent.
But it looks like we have some serious smoking to do if Canadians really want to take on the world leaders in marijuana consumption:
In the report, Canada ranks fifth in the world for marijuana use, behind Ghana at 21.5 per cent, Zambia, 17.7 per cent, and Papua New Guinea and Micronesia with 29 per cent each.
Anyone up for a trip to Micronesia?
Until then, why don’t we shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville:
Terence McKenna Talks About Seeking Reality and Dosages
Published by June 28th, 2007 in drugs, high weirdness, bizarre and funny. 0 CommentsGreat advice on tripping…
Do you want Carl Sagan, George Bush, MTV, FOX and Esquire to tell you what reality is or are you willing to join the ranks of fellow psychonaut travelers going to places where no man has gone before?
Terence McKenna: Culture is NOT Your Friend
Published by June 27th, 2007 in politics, video, drugs, consumerism and philosophy. 0 Comments
A short history of America - Robert Crumb
Published by June 27th, 2007 in video, animation, documentaries and art. 3 Comments
LTJ Bukem gets Mashed up
Published by June 7th, 2007 in music, internet, video, drugs, high weirdness, bizarre, stupid, philosophy, funny, electronic, cool and mashup. 0 CommentsRick Swerve stayed up a little late last night, had a few hits off of a tasty old bong — otherwise known as Mt. Baker — and decided to take his first foray into the exciting world of video editing.
The end result of course displays my raw technical skills, but the video also overflows with the untapped creativity of a talented young artist just waiting to break free from the shackles of our oppressive and rigid society.
So sit back, relax, and groove with LTJ Bukem, MC Conrad, and the fine visual effects of Rick Swerve in “LTJ Elderly” — HotnStinky’s first contribution to the venerable YouTube universe.
Have a listen to this pretty funny story where Jay Thomas describes getting “herbed-up” and driving home Clayton Moore — otherwise known as the Lone Ranger — from a promotion at a car dealership.
