HotnStinky

It used to be fun to have a laugh at the silly acting and singing antics of David Hasselhoff. But ever since he made a career out of making fun of himself, he’s taken all the fun out of it.

But judging by this video of The Hoff loaded, he isn’t dealing very well with being a famous laughing stock.

In fact, it may even be sad, but I find it hard to feel sorry for a guy that says things like:

There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

My music in Europe (between 1988 and the last ten years) has been mostly pop, but now I am leaning towards stuff like my good friend Michael Bolton does. That man can sing.

My web site is so fresh. The paint is still wet, but stay tuned, because I have lots of personal things, specifically about what is happening day-to-day, that I will keep updating daily.

I’ve done everything, and I talk about what I’ve learnt through all those journeys: how I tried to save the world and I forgot to save myself.

I’m six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well!

I wanted to play around with the format, really tear it to pieces and shake it up. For example, if Mitch saves someone from drowning, and that person then goes out and releases a virus that kills a million people. Imagine the moral implications of that.

I can go into any hospital in any country and make a kid smile and forget about their pain for a couple of seconds.

What a doofus!